Things I Don’t Want for Christmas: Volume 1

I don't want this.
I don’t want this.

Avoid wasteful gift-giving this year.

I always feel bad when I receive gifts for Christmas, from a well-meaning friend or family member, that I’ll never use. Mainly because I feel it’s so wasteful that they spent their money on it. So, as we approach the holidays, I will begin a series here on HottyToddy.com to let folks know what I don’t want for Christmas.

Santa, if you’re watching (they say you are), this year I can do without synthetic coon urine. If you’re going to get me coon urine, get some real, locally sourced coon urine. Thanks in advance.

— Tad Wilkes, tad.wilkes@hottytoddy.com

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