Oxford-bred Captain Midnight will land at Proud Larrys’ this Thursday, March 7, 9 p.m. on his March Mopery Tour. You know what mopery is, right? It’s the act of exposing yourself to a blind person. As Oxford patiently waits for Midnight to expose his naked truths to the blind of soul, HottyToddy.com decided to share what we know about the mysterious guitar-slinging character.
ALIASES: 12AM, Josh Cooker, Josh Cooker Melonpants, The Kid
RANK: Captain (previously Your Yeoman Purser)
UNIT: The Captain Midnight Band
SKILLS: Guitar wizardry, digital dexterity, blue poetry, the downstroke, custom lighting and dirty electronics, waterbed rock ‘n’ roll, tanning, waterbed rock ‘n’ roll
DISTINCTIVE FEATURES: Jawa eyes, pointy hat, Dutch Mantel beard
ORIGIN AND TRAINING: Born and raised in Oxford, studied legs in Harmontown, special training in New Orleans
CURRENT BASE: East Nashville
MAIN WEAPONS: B. C. Rich Mockingbird, B. C. Rich Warlock, rapier wit
KNOWN ASSOCIATES: Little Rae Rae, Bob Weir, C. T. Beefoff, Moon Pie Curtis
PAST GROUPS AND ORGANIZATIONS: Speed, McFly, Cardinal Fluff, Americans on Parade, Cronk
UPCOMING OPS: Going into the studio in April to start on a new record to release this summer.
NEXT MISSION: Proud Larrys’, Thursday, March 7, 9 p.m. The third stop on the March Mopery Tour, from the midwest to the coast and into the Carolinas.